totalAldo
"We must never acquiesce, for it is together, together that we prevail!"
Miami Beach, FL | 
Mose_theofficechat
"A lot of the people here don't get trophies very often, like Meridith or Kevin. I mean who's gonna give Kevin an award, Dunkin' Donuts?"
Bay City, Michigan | 
Anthony
"I'm very flattered. I was his second choice after "pass"."
Bay City, MI |
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Dangerskew
"I think we broke his brain"
Denver, PA | 
Mary
"Bros befor Hoes, cause your bros are there when you dont have a hoe no moe."
Chicago, Illinois | 
mustacheup
"You know what? I would save the receptionist. I just wanted to clear that up."
Gainesville, Fl |
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Batdance
"You know what else is facing five Goliaths? America. Al-Qaeda. Global warming. Sex predators. Mercury poisoning. So do we just give up?"
Charlottesville, VA | 
katty02
"Michael: Pam!
Pam: What?
Michael:Come here please!
Pam: Tell me before I come there.
Michael:I want you to rub butter on my foot.
Pam: No.
Michael: Pam, Please. I have Country Crock."
Illinois | 
Spamster
"Angela: I play games... I sing and I dangle things in front of my cats."
Cartersville, Georgia |
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SmellsLikeSoup
"In the wild, there is no healthcare. In the wild healthcare is 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me, and I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead."
Utah | 
Beardy
"Wow! That is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so...
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
San Antonio, TX | 
KP_TheTwoCents.com
"Sometimes grief is good, just ask Charlie Brown."
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Jade6
"You're evil like a hobbit"
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banana_slings
"Peach iced tea. You're going to hate it."
Apopka, Florida | 
Zach10
"Dwight: Attention. I am removing all bananas from the kitchen.
Karen: Dwight, this memo that you distributed is insulting.
Dwight: Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Pam: [reads memo] "Sleeves down to the wrists, buttoned-up collars, and muted colors." Nobody dress like that. [camera pans over to Angela]"
Missouri |
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Patrick
"Maybe we could grab a drink sometime and you can tell me how you can do that to a dude."
Atlanta, GA | 
Valerie
"Threat neutralized."
Ohio | 
Janell
"Attention. I am removing all bananas from the kitchen."
Milwaukee, Wisconsin |
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SuperTed
"Poop is raining from the ceiling. Poop!"
Amherst, Massachusetts | 
Britty
"No, I don't know what the future holds, but I'm optimistic. And I had fun goofing around with Dwight today. Jim and I are just too similar. Maybe one day I'll find my own Karen. But, you, that is a, um, you know, not ... a man. A man version. But uh, until then, I can hold my head up. I'm not gay."
Layton, Utah | 
ThatsWatKatSaid
"You can't fire me! I don't work in this van!"
Richmond, Virginia |
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